Thursday May 6, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)


Ozvegan Griz: Did you kill Acey Nubs, Sergeant?
Massey: Don't answer that, Sergeant.
Schlock: Nope.
Ozvegan Griz: Are you sure?
Massey: Don't answer that, either.
Schlock: Yup.
Ozvegan Griz: But you've killed other people, right?
Massey: For the love of all things holy don't answer that.
Schlock: You betcha.
Schlock: See, the ones that I kill I remember killing.
Massey: Defending you is going to be a nightmare.