Thursday May 6, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)


Ozvegan Griz:Did you kill Acey Nubs, Sergeant?
Massey:Don't answer that, Sergeant.
Ozvegan Griz:Are you sure?
Massey:Don't answer that, either.
Ozvegan Griz:But you've killed other people, right?
Massey:For the love of all things holy don't answer that.
Schlock:You betcha.
Schlock:See, the ones that I kill I remember killing.
Massey:Defending you is going to be a nightmare.