Tuesday May 11, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)


Ozvegan Griz: Ryk, you done in there?
Ozvegan Ryk: Yeah, all done. Just need to clean up.
Ozvegan Griz: You sure you're done.
Ozvegan Ryk: I'm sure.
Ozvegan Griz: Spleen spread on fried pancreatic crackers, Skull-bowl soup, and spinalghetti cord in claret marinara with fresh-picked meat-balls.
Ozvegan Ryk: HORK.
Ozvegan Griz: Ryk, forensic science may not be the right field for you.