Wednesday, February 14, 2001

Happy Valentines Day! Casual promises, purchased kisses, and interspeciated confusion of affections... this is about as romantic as things get here at Schlock Mercenary. For now, anyway...

Transcript for Wednesday, February 14, 2001
Tarn Betnetter: Tarn Betnetter here, with HN3FN, the Hypernet News Network Financial News. In the news tonight, rumors of insider trading at Andreyasn I.I.E. We go to Jun-Lin Tibernoth, Our Eye On The Scene, with a live report. Jun-Lin?
Jun-Lin: Good evening, Tarn. I'm here with Breya Andreyasn. Breya, have you been buying up your own stock?
Breya: No, we've been too busy with repairs.
Jun-Lin: What would you say if you found out about an employee trading your stock on the side?
Breya: That kind of market action is good for the company right now. I think I'd give that employee a big, wet kiss.
Schlock: Can I quote you on that?
Narrator: Next on HN3, Human-Amorph relations, and the appetites they ruin. Stay tuned!


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