Schlock Mercenary archives - Wednesday, May 5, 2004

Wednesday, May 5, 2004

It's Online Comics Day!
At last count there were over 100 online comics participating in the event. After you enjoy my contribution, click on over here to the comicsday.com hub and get a taste of the broad diversity online comics have to offer.

That's right, today is Online Comics Day, and rather than kissing up to my readers and saying "appreciate me" I'm paying tribute to my long-time collaborator, fellow conspirator, wife, and lover. (And yes, they're all the same person. Pipe down, you.) Without Sandra, Schlock Mercenary would not only be less funny, it wouldn't happen at all. She manages the business end of things, holds up the household in my 80 hours a week of absence, and is my favorite person in the whole world. Granted, she's barely in the lead, closely trailed by the four-way tie of our mutual offspring, but when I consider the fact that she's the one who brought them into the world, any credit afforded them for being all cute and stuff ends up tallying in her column, too.

I love you Sandra.

(Umm... honey, you may want to do something about the amorph in the freezer. I'm busy drawing.)

Transcript for Wednesday, May 5, 2004

Massey: Hi, Massey Reynstein. I'm Sergeant Schlock's Attorney.
Ozvegan Griz: Does he know that? We assigned him a public defender, and he ate it.
Massey: Ah. Was it one of those partnership collective attorney drones? Our Company is legally authorized to collect bounties on those.
Ozvegan Griz: It was so fast. Grab, stuff, crunch. . . I almost missed it.
Massey: I'm guessing you don't usually get to see the horrific violence you're investigating when it actually happens.
Ozvegan Griz: He's wearing it's necktie like a trophy.

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Sandra: What about this one? It makes no sense at all.
Author: Oh, that's for online comics day.
Sandra: So that's supposed to be me reading Schlock scripts?

Uh-uh, no way.
Author: But Sandra, you're a huge part of Schlock Mercenary. Watching you read the blank scripts is one of the most important steps in my creative process. I can't do this without you.
Sandra: And if I let you draw me into it I'm going to end up with boobs out to here.
Author: Not out to there. But yeah, they'll be bigger.


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