Here's your 300-page form, all filled out.
You can't be done already! Not unless you used a computer!
Or a bona-fide artificial intelligence.
I hope your fine government does not discriminate against artificial life-forms.
Humph. It's legal, but it's certainly a violation of the spirit of the law.
The spirit of the law is the least of the things we're prepared to violate.
This paperwork looks excellent. Ummm... er... Have a nice day?