Friday December 15, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Bureaucracy Bountiful

Transcript

Tagon:Corporal, take a detail to the front desk and collect a stack of licensing forms.
Schlock:Yes, sir! If anyone gets in our way, we'll blast 'em into orbit.
Tagon:No you won't. There is no "enemy" here, Schlock. These people are going to be our customers.
Schlock:Customers, sir?
Tagon:Customers... You know, trusting, needy types you take money from.
Schlock:I can't wait to start, sir.
Tagon:Maybe I'd better reprhase that...