Wednesday December 6, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Bureaucracy Bountiful


Breya: This "short" form is 300 pages long!
Luna Bureaucrat: Yes?
Breya: How can you call a 300-page form "short" ?!
Luna Bureaucrat: Stacked up, this document is much shorter than you are.
Breya: You have to be kidding me.
Luna Bureaucrat: You should see the tall form.