Friday December 22, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Bureaucracy Bountiful


Breya: That's odd. It looks almost as if Nick is picking a fight with that elephant.
Schlock: Well, the elephant started it.
Breya: That's irrelevant. Fighting with civilians is against the rules.
Breya: Go break it up.
Schlock: Right now I've got just two rules to live by.
Schlock: Rule one: Don't taunt elephants.
Nick: Bring it on, Pinocchio!!
Schlock: Rule two: Don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants.
Random Crowd: AAAUGH!!
Random Crowd: Run for your lives!!
Random Crowd: AAAIIIIEEEE!!
Random Crowd: Oh the humanity!!