Friday December 22, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Bureaucracy Bountiful


Breya:That's odd. It looks almost as if Nick is picking a fight with that elephant.
Schlock:Well, the elephant started it.
Breya:That's irrelevant. Fighting with civilians is against the rules.
Breya:Go break it up.
Schlock:Right now I've got just two rules to live by.
Schlock:Rule one: Don't taunt elephants.
Nick:Bring it on, Pinocchio!!
Schlock:Rule two: Don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants.
Random Crowd:AAAUGH!!
Random Crowd:Run for your lives!!
Random Crowd:AAAIIIIEEEE!!
Random Crowd:Oh the humanity!!