Monday December 4, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Bureaucracy Bountiful


Narrator:Tagon's Toughs take a contract on Luna...
Breya:How can our little mercenary company help you, Governor?
Luna Governor:I need some crowd control.
Luna Governor:There is a huge protest group staged outside the bureau of licenses and permits. We need the crowds cleared away so that licensing can proceed normally.
Random Crowd:YES!
Random Crowd:NO!
Random Crowd:MAYBE!
Luna Governor:There are too many people for our modest police force to deal with, and our benign constitution prohibits us from using our military in a civil matter.
Breya:But hiring mercenaries is legal?
Luna Governor:Of course. Why wouldn't it be?
Tagon:Don't knock government ethics, Breya. Think profit.
Breya:Forget I asked.