Saturday December 16, 2000
Schlock:Hi, I need a stack of licensing forms.
Luna Bureaucrat 2:I'm with a customer.
Sign:Please Present Two forms of picture IDBirth certificateGene-scan
Schlock:So you yourself are NOT a customer?
Luna Bureaucrat 2:Of course not. I work here.
Sign:Please present Previous license, sample, Bribes or ge?? coupons
Schlock:That simplifies things a LOT. See, I'm not allowed to hurt customers.
Luna Bureaucrat 2:Are you threatening me?
Schlock:No. I'm just trying to get my 'random act of violence' fix for the day.
Luna Bureaucrat 2:Could I get a stack of licensing forms for you instead?
Sign:You want it wh??