Thursday December 21, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Bureaucracy Bountiful


Schlock:Nick, what are you doing?!
Nick:I'm taking off my power-armor.
Nick:I'm gonna face this guy fair-and-square, mano-a-mano.
Schlock:He's an elephant, nick. He doesn't have "manos."
Schlock:He does have a trunko, and two sharp tuskos, though.
Nick:Bring it on, wrinkle-butt!
Ennesby:Oooh! And four big stompos.
Schlock:I'll be waaay over there if you need me.