Thursday December 21, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Bureaucracy Bountiful


Schlock: Nick, what are you doing?!
Nick: I'm taking off my power-armor.
Nick: I'm gonna face this guy fair-and-square, mano-a-mano.
Schlock: He's an elephant, nick. He doesn't have "manos."
Schlock: He does have a trunko, and two sharp tuskos, though.
Nick: Bring it on, wrinkle-butt!
Ennesby: Oooh! And four big stompos.
Schlock: I'll be waaay over there if you need me.