Monday, December 18, 2000

Transcript for Monday, December 18, 2000
Narrator: It's an old joke: "How do you stop an elephant from charging?"
Narrator: There are at least three answers, based on what is meant by "charging": 1) Take away his credit card. 2) Plea bargain. 3) Disconnect his fusion cell.
Narrator: There is a fourth answer, if you happen to be wearing power armor in a low-gravity environment:
Narrator: Judo.
Nick:
Luna Loxodont:


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