Tuesday July 4, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Meet The Mercenaries
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Tagon: You not only vaporized our attorney, you vaporized the plaintiff's attorney as well.
Schlock: Call it collateral damage. Plasma cannons are like that.
Schlock: Okay, okay! I'm sorry, but it's not like I killed anybody. They were attorneys.