Thursday July 13, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Meet The Mercenaries


Tagon: Raise the shields! Begin evasive maneuvers!
Shv'uu: The ship's systems aren't responding, sir!
Tagon: Thurl, status report!
Thurl: I'm purging a virus from the ship's computer right now, sir!
Ennesby: > I'd like to see you try, Chubs.
Tagon: Make it snappy, Thurl!
Thurl: Computer, override jump-jump three-oh-one, authorization Gamma sixteen. Full purge, mod sector-wipe and restore...Mark.
Ennesby: > Ooooh, you're funny.
Ennesby: > Tell me another one, Fat-Boy.
Thurl: Define snappy sir?