Thursday July 6, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Meet The Mercenaries


Kevyn: Lieutenant, you should not have to go through life with a prosthetic kitchen utensil for a hand.
Der Trihs: Intergalactic Health Care� disagrees.
Kevyn: Come with me to my lab. I'm certain I can put together an improved hand for you.
Sign: Engineering
Sign: Bridge
Der Trihs: What do you have in mind? A claw? A hook? Anything would be an improvement.
SFX: (Motorized Whisk) WHIRRR
Kevyn: Ahem. Allow me to raise your expectations a notch or two.
Der Trihs: Ooooh. Can you do both hands for me?