Friday October 20, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — BOARDERS!!


Narrator: The legal battle for the ship continues...
Breya: Excuse me, but the last time I went out to eat, I had to pay. Restaurants charge you money when you eat there.
Breya: We don't charge to eat in the ship's mess. It's free. So you can't apply restaurant regulations to us.
Attorney Drone Colle: Ah, but you do charge money. Behold, exhibit A...
Attorney Drone Colle: ...Your vending machine.
Narrator: The prosecution rests, habeas colas.