Monday October 23, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — BOARDERS!!


Narrator: The Kelric Hub Jail
Jailer1: Do we still have that ugly cook in cell five?
Jailer2: The mercenary chef? With the prosthetic blender?
Sign: Processing Desk - Notice
Jailer1: That's the one. Charges have been dropped. Go let him out.
Jailer2: 'Kay.
Sign: Processing Desk - Pool Rules 1).. 2)..
Jailer2: Cell five... that's the one with the smoking hole in the back wall, right?
Sign: The jailer is In
Jailer1: Righ--WHAT?!
Jailer2: I think he let himself out.
Narrator: Apparently, charges were also set...