Monday October 16, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — BOARDERS!!


Narrator: We now return you to your regularly scheduled Mexican standoff...
Breya: Tagon, about the shiny, blue uniforms these guys have...
Tagon: It's body armor.
Breya: Right. Body armor. And what exactly is it effective against?
Tagon: Small arms fire, mostly.
Breya: And we are carrying...
Tagon: Small arms.
Breya: Tagon, I think we need to discuss budgeting for body armor.
Tagon: A nice, boring budget meeting sounds like fun right now.