Thursday October 19, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — BOARDERS!!


Tagon: So, if this military action is all legal and above board, what are the charges?
Attorney Drone: Well, it's a FoodService thing. Around here you have to obey very strict regulations when you operate a restaurant.
Tagon: This is a Dragon-class warship! Carrying PROFESSIONAL SOLDIERS!
Attorney Drone: And you feed them on board. Around here that makes this a restaurant.