Saturday October 21, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — BOARDERS!!


Narrator: The prosecution's case hangs on loose change:
Brad: Ummm, I don't know if this will help, but you don't have to pay to get stuff out of the vending machine.
SFX: (Brad beating the machine) WAP RAP POUND PAT-PAT
SFX: (Vending machine gives a can) K'THUNK
Breya: Hah! See? It's not a vending machine. It's an I.Q. test. Now get off my ship!
Tagon: Huh. I always put money in it.
Breya: I'm tired of this. The defense rests.
Attorney Drone 1: