Wednesday October 18, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — BOARDERS!!


Breya: So, these commandos haven't opened fire yet because it's against the law for them to shoot first?
Tagon: Yes. But they aren't always this keen on the letter of things.
Tagon: Their current respect for the law means there is some legal action behind them.
Breya: And behind any aggressive legal action...
Tagon: ...Any frivolous suit...
Attorney Drone 1: Right, right... You'll find an attorney. Now drop your guns. You are so totally sued.