Wednesday June 14, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Meet The Mercenaries


Doctor:So you have no orifice other than that enormous mouth of yours?
Schlock:None whatsoever. We A-Morphs are one-holers.
Doctor:I can't complete your enlistment Physical without doing a rectal examination.
Schlock:Let me get this straight. We can't be done 'till you stick that gloved hand someplace?
Schlock:Are you open to suggestions?
Doctor:We're done.
Schlock:Can I eat another thermometer first?