Tuesday June 27, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Meet The Mercenaries


SFX:(Driving rock bass) thumpa thumpa thumpa (repeats)
Schlock:Suppose those fourteen thousand girls in the crowd tonight found out that their heartthrobs are just holograms.
Sign:Do not rush the stage
Schlock:All those hormones ...
Brad:Raging ...
Sign:Armed guards on duty
Brad:With no outlet. No New Sync Boy to pursue.
Schlock:You think we would start to look attractive to them?
Brad:We? Me, maybe.
Schlock:I could eat some cologne.
Sign:Mosh pit "It's your funeral"
New Sync Boy:
Random Crowd: