Saturday June 24, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Meet The Mercenaries


Brad:So, the New Sync Boys are just holograms?
NSB Manager:Brought to life by a state-of-the-art, vanilla-helix, viral, Artificial Intelligence.
Brad:That is so . . . so . . .
NSB Manager:They are entirely without substance. We know.
NSB Manager:Don't blame us. The trend was already established in the 21st century.
Schlock:Do any of the real people in the room want to run get a Big-Chug™ with me?