Thursday June 29, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Meet The Mercenaries


Brad:(pant) I can't run any (gasp) further.
Schlock:Then it's time to hide.
Schlock:I can disguise myself as one of those barrels over there. Come with me!
Brad:Uh, I can't morph like you can, Schlock.
Schlock:No time to argue.
Brad:Is it too late to turn myself over to the angry mob?
Schlock:Stop wiggling. You're making me salivate.