Friday June 16, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Meet The Mercenaries


Der Trihs:Captain Tagon, sir! We're under attack!
Tagon:Raise the shields! Fire at will!
Der Trihs:It's a hostile corporate takeover, sir.
Sign:Don't shoot the Attorney
Tagon:Raise some money! Fire everyone in marketing!
Schlock:Can I shoot the attorney?
Attorney Drone 1: