Friday June 16, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Meet The Mercenaries


Der Trihs: Captain Tagon, sir! We're under attack!
Tagon: Raise the shields! Fire at will!
Der Trihs: It's a hostile corporate takeover, sir.
Sign: Don't shoot the Attorney
Tagon: Raise some money! Fire everyone in marketing!
Schlock: Can I shoot the attorney?
Attorney Drone 1: