Thursday June 22, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Meet The Mercenaries


Tagon:Brad, you and Schlock will be the first line of defense. You have stage duty.
Brad:This is so demeaning.
Schlock:Bodyguards for rock-stars.
Tagon:Protect the New Sync Boys from their fans. Demographics indicate the "enemy" will be fourteen-thousand nubile females.
Brad:Things are looking up.
Schlock:I'll sacrifice my body if that's what it takes, sir.