Tuesday June 20, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Meet The Mercenaries


Breya:Captain Tagon, I want my own rank.
Tagon:Breya, you own the company. What do you need rank for?
Breya:So I can give orders. You military types don't like taking orders from a civilian.
Tagon:Fine. You can be a Lieutenant.
Breya:I was thinking more along the lines of "Admiral."
Tagon:We'll compromise. "Ensign?"
Breya:I sign your paychecks.
Tagon:Aye-aye, Admiral Breya.