Monday June 19, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Meet The Mercenaries


Breya:Schlock, you were only with the company for a few days before before I bought out Captain Tagon. How do you feel about taking orders from me?
Schlock:How do I feel? That depends entirely on the order. Captain Tagon ordered me not to shoot your attorney. That made me feel hurt and unfulfilled.
Breya:Even though the Partnership Collective clones them by the millions, attorneys are still expensive to replace.
Schlock:I have some money.
Attorney Drone 1:I heard that.
Schlock:. . .Just burning a hole in my pocket. . .