Monday June 19, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Meet The Mercenaries


Breya: Schlock, you were only with the company for a few days before before I bought out Captain Tagon. How do you feel about taking orders from me?
Schlock: How do I feel? That depends entirely on the order. Captain Tagon ordered me not to shoot your attorney. That made me feel hurt and unfulfilled.
Breya: Even though the Partnership Collective� clones them by the millions, attorneys are still expensive to replace.
Schlock: I have some money.
Attorney Drone 1: I heard that.
Schlock: . . .Just burning a hole in my pocket. . .