Wednesday June 21, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Meet The Mercenaries


Tagon:Our new owner has a contract for us. We ship out tonight.
Schlock:Oooh! What is it? What is it?
Brad:Breaking a blockade? Freeing hostages? Fighting for freedom?
Tagon:Working security for the New Sync Boys on their current tour.
Brad:We're gonna be bodyguards for teen rock-stars.
Schlock:Wouldn't the cause of freedom be better served if we killed them instead?