Saturday June 17, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Meet The Mercenaries


Narrator: Corporate takeover of space mercenary company in progress ...
Breya: Captain, I would like this merger to go smoothly.. like docking shuttles rather than engaged warships. We need to identify and enumerate obstacles.
Tagon: Obstacle one: Women don't belong in my command structure.
Sign: Attorney carries no cash
Breya: Okay, then, I'll just put down 'Macho Sexism' here...
Schlock: Can you talk to us some more about docking shuttles?
Der Trihs: