Saturday June 17, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Meet The Mercenaries


Narrator:Corporate takeover of space mercenary company in progress ...
Breya:Captain, I would like this merger to go smoothly.. like docking shuttles rather than engaged warships. We need to identify and enumerate obstacles.
Tagon:Obstacle one: Women don't belong in my command structure.
Sign:Attorney carries no cash
Breya:Okay, then, I'll just put down 'Macho Sexism' here...
Schlock:Can you talk to us some more about docking shuttles?
Der Trihs: