Tuesday June 13, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Meet The Mercenaries

Transcript

Doctor:We'll begin with the unpleasant part of your enlistment physical, mister schlock.
SFX:(glove) sssssinisster ssssstreeetch...
SFX:sssSSNAP
Doctor:Do you have any orifices other than that mouth?
Schlock:Nope. And I feel a strange sense of satisfaction as I tell you that.