Friday June 23, 2000
Brad:Perk #1 of bodyguard duty: Meeting the New Sync Boys in person.
Schlock:Hi, I'm Schlock, your bodyguard.
New Sync Boy:Don't touch me.
Schlock:Aw, c'mon. Why not?
Brad:You need to learn a thing or two about personal space.
Schlock:Perk #1 seems limited. Is there a perk #2?