Wednesday June 28, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Meet The Mercenaries


Brad: Activating the hologram disruptor...


SFX: FZZzzzzthp
Random Crowd: GASP!
Brad: New Sync Boys fans! Attention! The Boys are a fraud! You are now free! Free to lavish your affections on real people.
Schlock: Here it comes. Smooches galore.
Random Crowd: KILL THEM!
Schlock: Should I get more cologne?
Brad: Sure. But let's run and get it.