Wednesday June 28, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Meet The Mercenaries


Brad:Activating the hologram disruptor...


Random Crowd:GASP!
Brad:New Sync Boys fans! Attention! The Boys are a fraud! You are now free! Free to lavish your affections on real people.
Schlock:Here it comes. Smooches galore.
Random Crowd:KILL THEM!
Schlock:Should I get more cologne?
Brad:Sure. But let's run and get it.