Thursday June 15, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Meet The Mercenaries


Doctor:Sooo, if your only orifice is your mouth, what do you use to smell?
Schlock:My mouth.
SFX:(Doc washing his hands) Scrub scrub
Doctor:And you excrete with...
SFX:(Doc drying hands on towel)
Schlock:Are you going somewhere with this line of questioning?
Doctor:Your sense of smell isn't too keen, then.
Schlock:Keen enough. How much did you pay for the "Eau-De-Poop" cologne?