Wednesday October 4, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness


Schlock:Time to answer some questions, commando-boy.
Jud:Can I please pull my pants back up?
Schlock:No. you might have a weapon stashed down there.
Jud:Then will you pull my pants up? I feel naked and violated.
SFX:(wedgie) YANK
Jud:Now I just feel violated.