Wednesday October 4, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — BOARDERS!!


Schlock: Time to answer some questions, commando-boy.
Jud: Can I please pull my pants back up?
Schlock: No. you might have a weapon stashed down there.
Jud: Then will you pull my pants up? I feel naked and violated.
SFX: (wedgie) YANK
Jud: Now I just feel violated.