Saturday October 7, 2000
Narrator:Behold the aftermath of a field interrogation...
Schlock:Thank you for the info about the guards. Now stay put.
Jud:Mmph mmble mph, mm moo.
Schlock:(thinking) That was easy. Now all I need to do is figure out how to quietly take down four guards.
SFX:(looking, maybe) Peeeeeeek
Schlock:(thinking) Correction: Eight guards.
Jud:(thinking) That was easy. Now all I need to do is figure out how to untie myself and sound the alarm.
Narrator:Well, Mister Schlock, are you ready to try out the new voice?
Schlock:Ahem. Check, Check, Testing... How's it sound out there?
Narrator:Perfect. Let's see here... Ennesby, you're next.
Ennesby:Testing. Hee-Hee. Resistance is futile! Prepare to be asinine!
Narrator:That's the wrong voice.
Ennesby:But I like it. It's so... so... me.
Narrator:...And the word is "assimilated."
Schlock:No, he got it right. It's asinine.