Thursday October 12, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
BOARDERS!!

Transcript

SFX:WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
Narrator:Our heroes sneak aboard their own ship, to the tune of the general alarm.
Tagon:Hurry it up out there! We've still got five more taxis to unload!
Breya:I have a problem with this particular strategy.
Tagon:What's that?
Breya:Well, we're boarding a vessel, and preparing to ambush an armed force, while alarms sound.
Tagon:Yes?
Breya:And the first boarders were the command staff.
Tagon:And?
Breya:And? AND?! We are the command staff, not the grunts!
Tagon:Sorry, Admiral.
Breya:Besides, I'm unarmed.