Monday October 23, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness


Narrator:The Kelric Hub Jail
Jailer1:Do we still have that ugly cook in cell five?
Jailer2:The mercenary chef? With the prosthetic blender?
Sign:Processing Desk - Notice
Jailer1:That's the one. Charges have been dropped. Go let him out.
Sign:Processing Desk - Pool Rules 1).. 2)..
Jailer2:Cell five... that's the one with the smoking hole in the back wall, right?
Sign:The jailer is In
Jailer2:I think he let himself out.
Narrator:Apparently, charges were also set...