Monday 23 October 2000

Narrator: The Kelric Hub Jail

Jailer1: Do we still have that ugly cook in cell five?

Jailer2: The mercenary chef? With the prosthetic blender?

Sign: Processing Desk - Notice

Jailer1: That's the one. Charges have been dropped. Go let him out.

Jailer2: 'Kay.

Sign: Processing Desk - Pool Rules 1).. 2)..

Jailer2: Cell five... that's the one with the smoking hole in the back wall, right?

Sign: The jailer is In

Jailer1: Righ--WHAT?!

Jailer2: I think he let himself out.

Narrator: Apparently, charges were also set...