From The Memoirs Of Jud Shafter, KFDA Commando:
After sounding the alarm, I hustled over to the Commander and told him everything.
"Good intelligence is hard to come by, and I had some of the best, having just escaped form the enemy."
That's right. One boarder, unarmed. Shaped like a pile of crap.
You're sure about this?
. . .And that, fair readers, is military intelligence.