Saturday October 14, 2000
Narrator:From The Memoirs Of Jud Shafter, KFDA Commando:
Jud:After sounding the alarm, I hustled over to the Commander and told him everything.
Jud:"Good intelligence is hard to come by, and I had some of the best, having just escaped form the enemy."
Jud:That's right. One boarder, unarmed. Shaped like a pile of crap.
KFDA Commander:You're sure about this?
Narrator:. . .And that, fair readers, is military intelligence.