Thursday October 26, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness


Narrator:the mercenaries break character. Bear with us, folks...
Doctor:Wait just a minute here. You were just introduced one strip ago?
Nick:Yup. Well, two strips ago by now.
Shep:Hey, nice counting!
Nick:it was easy. I've still got three fingers on this hand.
Doctor:And we are all getting ready to storm the bridge, right?
Shep:Yup. That's what we do. Storm. Tote guns. Flex.
Doctor:Thurl, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Thurl:Total cannon fodder. We're gonna kill off a meaningless character. Maybe two.