Monday October 16, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness


Narrator:We now return you to your regularly scheduled Mexican standoff...
Breya:Tagon, about the shiny, blue uniforms these guys have...
Tagon:It's body armor.
Breya:Right. Body armor. And what exactly is it effective against?
Tagon:Small arms fire, mostly.
Breya:And we are carrying...
Tagon:Small arms.
Breya:Tagon, I think we need to discuss budgeting for body armor.
Tagon:A nice, boring budget meeting sounds like fun right now.