The prosecution's case hangs on loose change:
Ummm, I don't know if this will help, but you don't have to pay to get stuff out of the vending machine.
(Brad beating the machine) WAP RAP POUND PAT-PAT
(Vending machine gives a can) K'THUNK
Hah! See? It's not a vending machine. It's an I.Q. test. Now get off my ship!
Huh. I always put money in it.
I'm tired of this. The defense rests.
Attorney Drone 1: