If we cut through the hull here, we could get into the waste-transfer system.
It'll be smelly, but we can get in, right?
Well, the hull sensors are only a few centimeters apart. If we want to keep the element of surprise, no single hole can be larger than my fist, and we have to cut very, very carefully.
Sir, I've gathered up all the bits of Mister Schlock. It's awful, Sir. The biggest piece is the size of my thumb.
Send this note along with him in case he comes to with regenerative amnesia.
Or how about no note. I don't want him to know who put him in the ship's sewer.
(in a bucket)