Friday October 20, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness


Narrator:The legal battle for the ship continues...
Breya:Excuse me, but the last time I went out to eat, I had to pay. Restaurants charge you money when you eat there.
Breya:We don't charge to eat in the ship's mess. It's free. So you can't apply restaurant regulations to us.
Attorney Drone Colle:Ah, but you do charge money. Behold, exhibit A...
Attorney Drone Colle:...Your vending machine.
Narrator:The prosecution rests, habeas colas.