Tuesday October 17, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
BOARDERS!!

Transcript

Breya:So, captain, if we open fire, what happens?
Tagon:Well, we might take two or three of them down with us.
Breya:But we'd die?
Tagon:Definitely.
Breya:And what if they open fire first?
Tagon:We'd die. They'd all live. We're outgunned, admiral.
Breya:This begs the question: With nothing to lose, how come they haven't opened fire yet?
KFDA commando:Because we're not murderous, mercenary scum like you are!
Tagon:The have something to lose: Moral high ground.
Breya:Oh. I thought it was a testosterone thing.