Tuesday October 17, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — BOARDERS!!


Breya: So, captain, if we open fire, what happens?
Tagon: Well, we might take two or three of them down with us.
Breya: But we'd die?
Tagon: Definitely.
Breya: And what if they open fire first?
Tagon: We'd die. They'd all live. We're outgunned, admiral.
Breya: This begs the question: With nothing to lose, how come they haven't opened fire yet?
KFDA commando: Because we're not murderous, mercenary scum like you are!
Tagon: The have something to lose: Moral high ground.
Breya: Oh. I thought it was a testosterone thing.