Friday October 6, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness


Schlock:How many commandos are guarding the aft hatch? Tell me now, or I start the digestive juices!
Jud:I've got a wife and three kids!
Schlock:Yum. Are you pleading for your life or offering me dessert?
Schlock:See how easy that was?
Footnote:Bonus strip
Narrator:It's Bonus Strip Time!
Breya:I see that you two heard the news?
Schlock:About the author's brother, Randy Tayler, who is getting married today?
Ennesby:We're all over it.
Breya:So you also heard that under no circumstances, I repeat -- No Circumstances -- is anyone to trash his car.
Breya:Then what are you doing with the toilet paper and spray paint?
Ennesby:It's an approved crossover gag.
Schlock:We're trashing his comic strip. Click Here to see the fun!