Thursday October 19, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
BOARDERS!!

Transcript

Tagon:So, if this military action is all legal and above board, what are the charges?
Attorney Drone:Well, it's a FoodService thing. Around here you have to obey very strict regulations when you operate a restaurant.
Tagon:This is a Dragon-class warship! Carrying PROFESSIONAL SOLDIERS!
Attorney Drone:And you feed them on board. Around here that makes this a restaurant.