Thursday, June 15, 2000

Transcript for Thursday, June 15, 2000
Doctor: Sooo, if your only orifice is your mouth, what do you use to smell?
Schlock: My mouth.
SFX: (Doc washing his hands) Scrub scrub
Doctor: And you excrete with...
Schlock: Same
SFX: (Doc drying hands on towel)
Schlock: Are you going somewhere with this line of questioning?
Doctor: Your sense of smell isn't too keen, then.
Schlock: Keen enough. How much did you pay for the "Eau-De-Poop" cologne?
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