Sunday 25 June 2000

Sign: BIOHAZARD infectious waste

Schlock: You keep your lunch in the same cooler as the infectious waste?

Kevyn: Come on. It's a hot dog. . .

Breya: Have you moved all your projects in to your new lab?

Kevyn: Yup. Got it all stowed yesterday. I even got my door decorated.

Sign: RADIOACTIVE EMISSIONS exposure can be fatal

Sign: FLAMMABLE GASSES no smoking, unshielded electronics, or flatulence

Sign: CORROSIVE AGENTS do not pour on hands

Sign: NAKED SINGULARITIES black holes, distorted space-time, cosmic string

Sign: MICROWAVE LASERS weapons-grade coherent emissions

Sign: HIGH VOLTAGE do not lick wires (this means you)

Breya: Kevyn, is it safe to have all these things in the same lab?

Kevyn: Heck, no. It's not even safe to have all these signs on the same door.